Sequesterville

(sung to the tune of Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet)
(sung from prespective of Barack Obama)
(with apologies to Jimmy Buffet)
(with thanks to Cal Thomas for the idea)

Just won an election
It’s a reflection
Of my mandate, It’s all about me
Do a quick budget
Cuts we can fudge it
You get nothin’ I get that for free

Chorus:
Wastin away again in my sequesterville
Searching for all that spending I lost.
I like to claim that it’s the Republicans to blame
Hope you know, it’s really their fault

Don’t know the reason
Did nothing all season
Went campaigning cause it’s my only tool
Expected a cave-in
But they aint behavin’
I can’t believe they took me to school

Chorus:
Wastin away again in my sequesterville
Searching for all that spending I lost.
I like to claim that it’s the Republicans to blame
Now I think
Hell, it’s still all their fault.

Shut down the White House
Kids write and grouse
Inflate the pain so you might see the light
All Dems will help out
They’ll bitch and shout
We’ve got 2014 dead in our sights

Chorus:
Wastin away again in my sequesterville
Searching for all that spending I lost.
I like to claim that it’s the Republicans to blame
But I know it’s my own damn fault
Yes and Dems like to claim that it’s the Republicans to blame
But we know it’s our own dam fault

(It’s the spending! Stupid!)

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