Posts Tagged ‘North Carolina’

North Carolina is in the process of watering down it’s “bathroom bill” that required transsexuals (everybody really) to use the restroom based on the sex designated on their birth certificate. Good for them. I think that is something each state should decide for itself along with a lot of other issues. Meanwhile Texas (my home state) is considering a similar measure. Good for us; for the same reason.

But while we’re at it, I would like to propose a different approach to solving this particular social/legal dilemma. My approach to this problem is to recognize that the world (meaning the left) has decided to move another objective truth (male/female) to a subjective question. (This seems to be a leftist inclination.) Approaching the problem from this reality, the solution is to come up with a new objective criteria that will do the trick (route everyone to the correct facility).

Granted, whatever solution you come up with will only work until the left manages to subjectivity that. But that’s an ongoing problem I have no idea how to solve. It’s like the old adage goes; you can’t fix stupid (or immorality).

So… back to my solution. I say get rid of male/female designations for restrooms (and other private facilities) all together. And replace it with a penis/non-penis designation being the only criteria to be considered in the determination. If you have a penis right here, right now… you use the penis facilities. No penis right here, right now? The non-penis facilities. Done!

We don’t care what’s on your birth certificate, what’s on your driver’s license, how you’re dressed, or what you “identify” as (male, female, or fiddler-crab). This is not a comment or judgment on how you identify, or what you’ve done about that identity, or plan to do about that identity. It’s simply an objective criterion to restore order and sanity. Penis here… non-penis there.

I know, I know… I can already hear all the “buts” followed by special circumstances from the left. So, let me address a few of the obvious ones to help make things clear.

  • Wish you didn’t have a penis (when you do)?… penis facilities.
  • Wish you did have a penis (when you don’t)?… non-penis.
  • Think you’re a gal in a guy’s body (and vice-versa)? Immaterial! DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?
  • Think you’re a fiddler crab in a human body? Immaterial! DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?
  • Think you’re a gal in a guy’s body to the point that you’ve had Mr. Happy removed?… Congratulations! You have earned non-penis facility privileges. Why? Because you now don’t have a penis. (See the pattern?)
  • Think you’re a guy in a gal’s body to the point that you’ve had a Mr. Happy constructed (How do that do that by the way)?… Congratulations! You have earned penis facility privileges.
  • In therapy or consultation, taking preliminary drugs, intending or considering a Mr. Happy addition or removal?… Immaterial! DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?

    I know this solution may add a little additional pressure to the trans-gendered community in that it requires a certain level of commitment (some more than others). But I think commitment is a good thing. Like the old adage goes. Piss or get off the pot… or step away from the pot… or… you know what I mean.


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    I like the way PC often depicts liberals as balding middle-aged men with pony tails. Nothing says Democrat, liberal, and out-of-touch as that image.

    So without further adieu, let the Democratic National Convention begin. The Republicans spent their whole convention trying not to mention Obama by name. There’s a political term for that… “being pussies”. Obama and the Democrats won’t make that mistake. The vats of mud are ready. They will mention Romney, Ryan (and let’s not forget Bush) in every other sentence. The name of the game is blame and vilify. They have no choice. If the election is about them (and their record)… they lose… so they’ve got to make it about someone else.

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    “You have to have more ability from Congress, I think, to work together and to get over the partisan bickering and focus on fixing things. I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can agree with me on that.” — North Carolina Democratic Governor Bev Perdue

    Wow, that’s a pretty funny joke… OK, it wasn’t that funny… Maybe it was all in the delivery…

    <Listen for yourself>

    But after listening to the deadpan tone of the speech in which the quote appears, it’s definitely not in the delivery either… There’s no set-up, no pause for laughter, not even a tap-tap “Is this thing on…”

    Why is that I wonder?

    BECAUSE… Bev Perdue wasn’t kidding. No joke was intended. And it was so obvious that there was no joke that her office changed her excuse to “she was using hyperbole”.

      hy•per•bo•le – noun Rhetoric

    1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
    2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

    Listen again… nope… pretty obvious that wasn’t it either.

    This is one of those rare moments when a Democrat opens their mouth and what they really believe comes out. Bev Perdue sees her President and her Party in trouble and her solution is to simply deny us our constitutional rights to representation. She believes we would just screw it up anyway, why are we even holding elections? And the Constitution? It’s a living document; we can’t still be clinging to the ideas of old, white, slave holding, hate-mongers!

    It would be much better if we followed the example of Stalin, Hitler, Mau, Castro, and Chavez. Suspend those pesky elections, just for a couple of years; then our dear leaders could really get down to the business of “fixing things”.

    Governor Bev Perdue is another example of what is wrong with our political system and more specifically with the Democratic Party. She is not fit to hold any elected office and should resign immediately. Had any Republican made such a statement (even jokingly), the cries for justice from the left (including the media) would be deafening.

    Instead no pressure will ever be brought to bear; because the media in this nation is a wholly owned subsidiary of her Party, the Democratic Party. These drones will ignore and downplay the statement while depicting those who do express concerns as silly and/or extreme. Our nation is indeed in serious trouble when fascist expose themselves and the watchdog simply nods in admiration and agreement.

    Other leftist who decided the vote should be suspended...and what happened to them... NOTHING.

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