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Cartoon - Simpsons - Lisa - LoserOK… so England just finished its census in which it asked people to identify their religion. And sure you had the standard Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Sikhism, Judaism and Buddhism… but what came in 7th place?

Jedi Knight

There are a total of 176,632 of them in England and Whales. That’s down from the 2001 census when there were 390,127 Jedi Knights. That Jedi Knight purge things must be going on.

The good thing about identifying your religion as Jedi Knight is that it lets the government infer a lot of other data.

Job: None
Profession: Loser
Source of Income: Government and Parents
Residence: Government or Parent’s Basement
Prospects: None

We live in a sick sad world.

People - Loser - Jedi Nerd with Dew


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