Let the Man Golf, At this Point What Difference Does it Make?

“The fact that the president is on vacation is a factor, but its not nearly as big a factor as any of those things. Because even though President Obama was on vacation with his family in Honolulu, he was still the president of the United States. And on Martha’s Vineyard the past few weeks, he was still president of the United States. Forget those who say there was too much going on this August: When you have a job that intense, there’s never an ideal time to be off the clock, yet you need to recharge just like everybody else does.” — Leftist Bill Burton, executive vice president at Global Strategy Group and senior fellow at the Center for American Progress

When you’re right, you’re right… and I (facetiously) agree with Bill on this one.

The problem isn’t that President Obama is in fact often vacationing and/or golfing so much; but rather that no matter where he is or what he is doing “he was still president of the United States.” Obama is an inept, unengaged boob. Obama will be an inept, unengaged boob whether he’s putting around in a golf cart, sitting in the oval office, taking selfies at funerals, walking his poodle, apologizing on behalf of America to Muslims, surrendering Iraq, or letting Putin bend him over a table.

The key fact of Obama being a boob is not going to change, thus the only relief in sight is changing the fact that this boob holds the office of the presidency. With two years left, it’s going to get worse before it gets any better.

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Barack Obama: Socially Retarded*

“Before I begin, obviously the world is watching reports of a downed passenger jet near the Russia-Ukraine border. And it looks like it may be a terrible tragedy. Right now we’re working to determine whether there were American citizens on board. That is our first priority. And I’ve directed my national security team to stay in close contact with the Ukrainian government. The United States will offer any assistance we can to help determine what happened and why. And as a country, our thoughts and prayers are with all the families and passengers, wherever they call home. (pause)

But enough on that, I just flew in from Washington (pause) and boy are my arms tired. (pause for laugh) Congress has been saying I’m crazy. I told them ‘If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion.’ They said ‘Alright, you’re ugly too!’ (pause again for laugh) Hey, don’t like ‘em? So sue me. Ba dump bump… (pause to crickets chirping) OK, down to business, Republicans are bastards for not funding new airports and sh!t.” — President Barack Obama (July 2014)

OK, the first part was actually Barack Obama announcing the tragedy of Malaysian Airlines Flight 17 being shot down and killing all 295 passengers (23 Americans). It took him about 40 seconds. THEN he launched into “prepared” remarks spoon feed to him by TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) that began with jokes and shout-outs. He spoke for 16 more minutes…

The Actual Jokes:
These were the actual jokes he used to transition from the announcement of the murder of 295 people to his partisan denouncement of his opponents.

“It is great to be in the state that gave us Joe Biden. We’ve got actually some better-looking Bidens with us here today. We’ve got Beau and his wife, Hallie, are here.”

Shout out to Treasury Secretary Jack Lew in the audience “Jack Lew’s signature is actually on your money, although it’s kind of illegible. We teased him when he first became treasury secretary that he was going to have to fix his signature a little bit because it looked just like a caterpillar running along the bottom.”

My Reaction:
When I heard this I was appalled. What kind man is so disconnected from reality he has no concept of the appropriate reaction and tone here? What kind of men surround this moron who are either just as clueless or choose not to guide him away from being an obvious assh%le? That’s what handlers are for! That’s their job!

And where the @#$% was Michele. At least she seemed to realize that taking a selfie at a funeral was inappropriate; so you would think that she’d have a chance to glare and be pissed here as well. Though, admittedly, she may have just been pissed that Obama was flirting with a blonde bimbo from Denmark (at a funeral).

Look, when this sh!t happens you’ve got to first have the sense realize what is appropriate and then be able to change the game plan to the situation, no matter what is up and ready on the TOTUS. It’s just common freakin’ sense! It’s just something that should be standard operating procedure at this level of the game.

Is it Me:
At first I thought… it’s just got to be me. This is really socially acceptable now and I’m just a partisan old man who isn’t up with the times. This has got to be my gut instinct to kick the President, no matter what he does…

Thank God for Piers Morgan (leftist CNN talking head) who came to my defense in the following tweet. “President Obama massively dropped the ball just now. 23 Americans killed and he says ‘it looks like a terrible tragedy’ then back to jokes?”

Exactly! Even the leftists are beginning to see this boob for what he is; though it won’t stop them from voting for more of the same.

Other Reactions:
House Speaker John Boehner released a brief statement on the tragedy…”Many innocents were killed today. It is horrifying, and we await the facts. Right now, we should all take a moment to reflect, count our blessings, and convey our prayers to the loved ones of the victims.”

No delving into what he may have been planning to say. No partisan attacks on the President. No shout-outs or selfies…

Vice President Joe Biden reportedly spoke to Ukraine President Petro Poroshenko to offer U.S. assistance to help determine what happened in crash. He may or may not have had a planned speech, but he didn’t go find a microphone and show his @ss. He had the since to shut… up…

When Biden… Joe Biden… THE Job Biden… is showing more common sense and looking more presidential than the president; we have a problem.

Once again, President Barack Obama has proven himself to be socially retarded^* and executively inept.

^* Please note when I use the word “retarded”, I use it not as a slur but as an accurate descriptive adjective concerning his ability to ascertain and react appropriately to social situations when other of his age, profession, etc. would easily know what to do.

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The Very Definition of Madness

A Monday (7/14/1014) Wall Street Journal article mentioned various world crises such as Gaza, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Ukraine and the South China Sea. The article said “the breadth of global instability now unfolding hasn’t been seen since the late 1970s.”

Citing Iranian nuclear talks, the conflict in and around Gaza, and the Syrian civil war, Fox News White House correspondent Ed Henry asked Josh Earnest (the new Obama Administration Press Secretary), “How does the White House react to the notion that the president is a bystander to all these crises?”

The answer…

“I think that there have been a number of situations in which you’ve seen this [Obama] administration intervene in a meaningful way, that has substantially furthered American interests and substantially improved the, uh, you know, the – the tranquility of the global community.” — Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest

The obvious follow-up question (which I’m sure Ed Henry was not allowed to ask) would be, “Can you name ONE.”

Maybe it’s me. Maybe my partisan haze prevents me from seeing ANY of the “meaningful”, “substantial”, “tranquil” improvements ushered in by this administration’s intervention. I don’t think so, but maybe some of my leftist friends can enlighten me. The fact that even some leftist are now admitting the man’s ineptitude, I hope, give weight to my observations.

So from this perspective let me again say that the Obama administration (along with many leftist leaders like Reid and Pelosi) befuddle me. I just can’t figure them out. Do they really believe what they say, or is this some political game where they know they can get away with such statements?

Looking at this answer given by Josh Earnest specifically; it’s factually absurd. No rational human being would think anything other than the exact opposite is the truth. The statement even has an Orwellian nature to it.

I have to question the message hidden in the answer. I can think of only three possibilities
1) The real message to Ed (the reporter) and to conservatives is “^%$# you!” We’re going to just say the damnedest things to prove to you just how broken the system is and that we can get away with it.
2) This answer is meant for consumption by their base, the Kool-Aid drinkers. The leaders (like Josh Earnest) know it’s bullsh!t, but will spoon-feed this crap to the base via the Main Stream Media.
3) They (the administration) actually believe this crap themselves; which would bring up question of how such mass-delusion is humanly possible. (Maybe a question for Dr. Charles Krauthammer)

I admit it. It drives me mad that I don’t know the motivation behind the absurdly maddening statements made by the left’s leaders. These statements are not the exception but are practically the rule coming from this administration. And while Republican administrations have tried to emulate this art of diversion and deception, their attempts pale in scope (of untruth) and sheer volume.

If only I could get into the minds of these scoundrels to understand why? But then what is in there might be the very definition of madness…

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Obama On Par with Reagan… Johnson On Par with Woods

In a sternly worded column in The Times of London, the two leaders (President Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron) liken the effort to free Arab peoples from authoritarianism to the Cold War and the fall of the Berlin Wall in the 1980s.

They also liken their personal efforts to two leaders who came before them: Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.

— USA Today (May 24, 2011)

You know, it finally happened… Barack and I can finally relate to something. He sees a semblance between himself and a white man and I recently saw a semblance between me and a black man.

Just the other day I pulled my golf clubs out of a corner of the garage and thought about how much Tiger Woods and I had in common. I mean, yeah, there are the obvious differences. I’ve never dated, much less married and cheated on, a super model… And when it comes to golf, I can’t really drive over 100 yards on a good day; not to mention I really need to work on my putting… pitching… approach… swings… stance… and a few other minor golf issues.

But! I mean it is obvious… if not for me totally sucking at the game of golf… I’d be just as good as Tiger Woods. So when Obama compares himself to Reagan, I can see where he’s coming from.

Seriously though… he’s got balls to even consider the comparison. I don’t know if I would want to even mention the “Morning in America” President when I’ve got the country in the crapper like Obama has; and that’s not even considering his inept foreign policy.

It’s way too soon to know what the “Arab Spring” will blossom into; but based on the Muslim Brotherhood and other leaders of the rebellions; I wouldn’t hold my breath for freedom and democracy.

Prime Minister David Cameron as Margaret Thatcher, Please!

And while Obama loves to compare himself to many Presidents (some great, some just great socialist); one name, one comparison returns to mind again and again. Jimmy Carter.

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Apologies to Jimmy Carter

I once said Obama is another Jimmy Carter. I would like to apologize… to Jimmy Carter. Jimmy at least paid attention. Jimmy at least tried to do… something… in his lefty inept way. Obama, not so much.

As a state legislature in Illinois, he had the habit of voting “present” on all controversial issues that might haunt him in future elections. He seems to have continued the practice as President.

Crisis: Libya is in revolt, the dictators is about to crush the resistance as they beg for help. The Arab League has passed a resolution requesting a no-fly zone from NATO. The French… THE FRENCH are ready for action!
Obama: Makes a statement that Gadhafi should step down.

Crisis: Oil prices are skyrocketing because of the turmoil in the Middle East.
Obama: Institutes a moratorium on all US off-shore drilling and pushes “renewable”, “green” alternatives which have no hope of meeting even a fraction of the U.S.’s energy needs. (OK, he acted on this one… just not in the U.S. consumer’s interest.)

Crisis: The U.S. budget is out of control. His own bipartisan commission states that we have to act now to control spending. A few brave souls in Congress try to work out some sane budget with no help from the President or his Party.
Obama: Ignores his commission, ignores the problem and proposes more spending; kicking the can down the road for posterity.

Crisis: Japan now faces one of the worst natural disasters in modern history. It may soon face a nuclear disaster.
Obama: Not a whole lot… We did send the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan over to help. Did he actually make that decision?

To be fair, Obama HAS recently taken decisive action on a couple of things:
1. He planned a nice boondoggle for the family to Rio de Janeiro.
2. He worked on his golf handicap more than Bush ever dreamed.
3. He released his NCAA picks to his adoring masses.

We’ll be lucky if this pipsqueak leaves the country in as good a shape as Carter. 2012 can’t get here soon enough.

— Hat Tip – MayRant & Rave

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