Posts Tagged ‘Al Gore’

Every now and then there is some really good news out there; one of those circumstances where two @ssholes tear into each other so that no matter who gets their @ss handed to them, we (the good guys) win. And then there’s the slight chance but even better result that both sides will lose valuable posterior flesh! 🙂 So when these rare stories come along its good to sit back, enjoy the show and smile a little bit. 🙂

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Al Gore (and various other former Current TV fat cats) are suing Al Jazeera for not paying them the full contracted $500 million for the former America-hating leftist TV channel.

    Here is what’s going on as best I can decipher:

  • Al Jazeera agreed to buy Current TV for $500 million. Part of payment was to be spread over time (via escrow) and dependent on Al and company playing ball in the transition. Playing ball had to do with taking on some of the risk of lawsuits involved with making the deal before the transition. (This is called indemnifying in lawyer speak). “The Gore-Hyatt group had promised to indemnify Al Jazeera if, after the sale, the company was sued for breach of any contracts while Gore and Hyatt ran the channel.”
  • I think Al Jazeera is saying (and they are probably right) that Al and Company used smart lawyer tricks to somehow delay lawsuits so that they came to fruition later and thus not when Gore and Hyatt ran the channel. Thus all those costs where shifted to Al Jazeera. This would probably be one of those loophole things where you can follow the letter of the law to circumvent the original intention of the agreement.
  • Now Al Jazeera is not paying the next/last installment of the $500 million in order to cover the sneaky costs Al and Company screwed them over with. They say Al is still liable for those costs which exceed the value of the remaining payments.
  • Thus Al and Company are suing for the remaining payments and Al Jazeera is saying “$%#@ you!”

So what this all boils down to is… “No honor among dirt bags and thieves.” Exactly what did the two parties expect to happen here? Al Gore is a snake oil salesman and Al Jazeera is Islamic (Allah himself says lie, cheat, steal, enslave, and kill infidels (and don’t forget the Jews) all you want; all is forgiven you… all praise Allah…)

These guys deserve each other. I just hope they can burn through as much of that original payment as possible in the courts. The only downside is that all parties involved (Gore and Company, Islamists, and lawyers) are all dirt bags… so no matter the results all the money will be distributed among @ssholes.

But wait! Ever the intermediary maybe I can offer a compromise here. 🙂 Perhaps Al Jazeera can pay Al and Company in… wait for it… CARBON CREDITS! And I (for a nominal $1 million fee) would even be willing to design and print nice fancy carbon credit certificates (with clip art and everything) for them to use as currency. I can probably even find a service to have them printed on 2-ply. Everybody wins! Everybody is happy! Especially Me!

Carbon Credits

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But always — do not forget this, Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever. — George Orwell (1984)

We control life, Winston, at all its levels. You are imagining that there is something called human nature which will be outraged by what we do and will turn against us. But we create human nature. Men are infinitely malleable. — George Orwell (1984)

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King - PoopThe new leftist mayor of New York, Bill de Blasio, recently came up with a 62 point safe street initiative; an aggressive plan to curb traffic accidents and deaths in the Big Apple. He personally shot a public service announcement announcing the crackdown. That public announcement included the words “We’ve put a very bold plan before you, and we want the public to know we are holding ourselves to this standard.”

And a day or two later… de Blasio is seen in his (chauffeured) car totally ignoring New York traffic laws. His cars (two in the caravan) routinely were documented speeding (sometimes 20 or 30 mph over the limit), blowing through stop signs, and breaking all kinds of traffic laws. The reporter who documented all this noted enough infractions that the driver’s license would have been legally suspended had he actually been held accountable.

When the mayor finally commented on the incident, he took a page from his President and threw his driver and the NY Police Department under the bus. It seems the police are in charge of his transportation and he was just an innocent passenger, begging them to obey the law the whole time. His response is, of course, bull shit; but more than that its royalty dismissing out-of-hand a petty concern of his subjects.

The issue here isn’t the ignoring of the law so much as the prevailing attitude among many the elites in government, Hollywood, and the ultra-rich.

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When de Blazio comes up with new rules and laws concerning how you should drive in New York… those restrictions are meant for YOU, the little people, the serfs. It never occurred to the mayor or anyone in his organization that those rules or laws would ever apply to him. Even when his own words in the announcement said “we are holding ourselves to this standard”, thinking those words had meaning would be ludicrous. It’s the mind-set of these jerks.

And I don’t want to just pick on the mayor of New York here. This is a common belief system among the elites.

People - Gore, Al - Nobel PrizeWhen Al Gore says you need to reduce your carbon footprint. He doesn’t include himself in that. He’s too important. He’s the exception… along with every other elite prick pushing global warming. Jets, mansions, limousines? At best they offset that by buying carbon credits from one of Al’s companies; Al paying Al for permission to do as he pleases. What it really comes down to is; it’s us little people who must pay and obey.

When Obama and the Democrats pushed Obamacare on us; it was under the guise of providing for the little people. And while it’s true the law does give subsidies to the poor… what is says to the middle class is “buy this crap or pay a fine”. Again, it’s the serfs who must obey. When Congress realized they forgot to exclude themselves or their employees they threw a hissy fit about a “brain drain”. Their solution? Have the bureaucrats declare “Oh, the law doesn’t apply to you guys after all”. And why should it? As if they were serfs like the rest of us.

Foreign diplomats and United Nations guys get a pass on certain U.S. laws? Understandable in theory; we don’t want our guys harassed over there. It’s a quid pro quo; except the practice is heavily abused. Why? They’re not like us. They’re not serfs.

The IRS screwing the tea party guys in coordination with the ATF, Justice Department and other government agencies is partly due to the attitude of those pulling the strings saying “Who do these serfs think they are? We’ll show them their proper place…”

The list of abuses goes on and on and on… Eventually (one would hope) the serfs have to say, enough is enough. The concept of the rule of law must be reborn in the psyche of this nation. Laws must apply to everyone… even these elites. Accountability must be brought to bear. But the system is so screwed up that law and accountability are out the window… probably irreversibly.

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Al Jazeera America is having a ratings problem; which is actually surprising to me. Doesn’t the left know these guys hate America. I mean really, really hate us? I mean they could really give MSNBC a run for their money! With that in mind, this could just be an issue of getting the word out. 🙂

Al Jazeera Seeks New Viewers in the American Progressive Left

So how bad is the word not out? First off, consider what Al Jazeera was buying from Current TV for $500,000,000.00 (500 million). It certainly wasn’t existing viewers. Current TV averaged about 31,000 and that was considered (rightfully so) sucking big time.

Nope, Al Jazeera bought access; specifically access to 44,000,000 cable/satellite TV boxes (which will soon become 54 million via Time Warner). And out of those millions of potential views, Al Jazeera managed to entice about 13,000 to take a looksee. (On a side note, someone please tell me that with all the snooping going one by the NSA; they at least have the names, addresses, and phone numbers (bugged) of these 13,000 open minded individuals. Surely these guys warrant more attention than us lowly tea-partiers?)

13K? This is pretty well on par with public access television. This means Al Jazeera’s ratings would have to more than double just to suck as big time and Al Gore and Current TV. Of course Al is sucking all the way to the bank. Poor bastard!

Movie - The DictatorDoing a little math, the purchase price of each viewer comes to about $38,461.54. I would hate to see their ad rates. But I guess you don’t need ad rates or even revenues when you’re bankrolled by Muslim dictators (the government of Qatar) that also funds terrorist organizations.

Hopefully these guys will continue sucking. The last thing America needs right now is another America Hating news network; especially one sponsored by Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Place - Canada - Canucks - HokeyOn an only slight tangent… What would really solve this (Al Jazeera America) problem along with many, many others in the cable TV market is … wait for it … the free market. As consumers we are constantly gouged by being forced to pay for crap we don’t want and will never watch. Cable and Satellite distributors should have to offer programming on an a la carte basis.

Canada is very close to doing this now. And it pains me greatly to have to admit that Canucks are actually doing something half-way intelligent before us. We have fallen oh so low… And even worse is me having to admit that the leader of efforts to introduce “viewer choice” the U.S. is milquetoast “Republican” Senator John McCain. So if defeat wasn’t inevitable before…

I don’t expect it here in the U.S. anytime soon for two reasons… 1) Money (Cable and Satellite companies will pump millions into stopping it) & 2) It’s only the fair and intelligent thing to do.

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“So we’re bombing Syria because Syria is bombing Syria? And I’m the idiot? Bottom line is that this is about President Obama saving political face because of his ‘red line’ promise regarding chemical weapons… President Obama wants to do what, exactly? Punish evil acts in the form of a telegraphed air strike on Syria to serve as a deterrent?… We have no clear mission in Syria. There’s no explanation of what vital American interests are at stake there today amidst yet another centuries-old internal struggle between violent radical Islamists and a murderous dictatorial regime, and we have no business getting involved anywhere without one… Mr. President, please give America justification before you spend blood and treasure to intervene. Start with: who are you rooting for in this?” — Sarah Palin (former Alaska Governor)

The left (through the Mainstream Media) has continually tried to paint Sarah Palin as an idiot which they do with pretty well all Republicans. Sometimes it sticks, sometimes is doesn’t; as for as they are concerned it doesn’t hurt to try. The leftist media does this mostly through gaffes which are readily available from anybody on the public stage. Meanwhile they ignore and cover-up the same types of gaffes from real idiots on the left, like Joe Biden, Al Gore, John Kerry, and to a lesser extent Barack Obama (though Obama’s issue is incompetence rather than intelligence). For the left; it’s all about the spin and it helps to have a vast majority of the national media on your side when plying that trade.

The Governor made these statements via Facebook. And while the statement is biting and right on the money, the title applied to them is even better…

“Let Allah Sort It Out”

Amen sister!

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“Al Jazeera, the pan-Arab news giant, has long tried to convince Americans that it is a legitimate news organization, not a parrot of Middle Eastern propaganda or something more sinister… It just bought itself 40 million more chances to make its case.” — Brian Stelter, New York Times

Religion - Islam - Infidel TVAl Jazeera just bought Al Gore’s “Current” cable TV network… which is where the 40 million chances come from. Of course I think that 40 million was calculated from total viewers since the loser liberal network was started a few years ago. And it counts you as a new person every time to tune in. And I think it also counts you if you scrolled past the network while channel surfing… But hey! Who’s counting!

Actually the 40 million number is the number of TV sets Current TV is “available” on. Actual average viewership is estimated to be around 28K in the fourth quarter of 2011, and those are the (probably highly inflated) numbers provided by Current TV.

The good news for Al Jazeera is they made the right choice in target audience. Al Jazeera is a propaganda arm of the fascist Islamic dictatorships who intend to destroy western civilization and forcibly convert all the human race to Islam… and the dozens of faithful Current TV watchers have the exact same goals… except for the Islam part… they prefer pagan Earth worship. But hey, you take your “useful idiots” where you can find them.

You would think I would have a problem with such a sinister, anti-American, propaganda machine getting a toe hold within the cable TV market; but then we already have MSNBC and CNN. What’s one more?

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Crap! I forgot today is the end of the world (12/21/2012) (supposedly according to the Mayan calendar)… and here I am at work! Was that supposed to happen at 00:00:01 or at dawn or later today? Did the calendar indicate the time the world is supposed to end?

I actually think it’s been proven that the Mayans didn’t even intend to imply the end of the world. But for stupid people (and there are a lot of them out there) any excuse to panic and go into hysterics will do. Just look at Al Gore and his following of global warming nuts.

Don’t get me wrong; there is plenty to worry about. 🙂 There are lots of stupid, stupid men running things… and those who aren’t stupid are nuts or evil or both. We ARE doomed! But it will have nothing to do with some ancient man chiseling a calendar on a rock.

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Guess what, Al Gore, Meghan McCain, Van Jones, and a host of other chicken little’s blamed Hurricane Sandy on… Global Warming… Ooop, its Climate Change now isn’t it.

Wow. I mean wow! Who could have seen that coming?

And next year the lack of a Hurricane Sandy will be proof of Climate Change.

In the Scientific Method you normally form a hypothesis like (The sky is falling/warming/changing/whatever). THEN, you design experiments to test that hypothesis. INSTEAD Al and his bunch just stand around and point at things yelling “See! (Fill in the blank here) is proof of sky falling/warming/changing/etc…”

Sure, they had their “computer models” a decade or two ago concerning sea levels, and temperature increases… but all that turned to crap; so they re-branded and re-launched their hysterics hoping no one would notice. Of course, it helped that the Main Stream Media was on board…

You won’t catch these charlatans making the mistake of being specific again. To this bunch EVERYTHING (every puff of wind, every change in tides, and every drop of rain) is proof of Climate Change… So in reality NOTHING is.

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