Thank God for Homeland Security! What would we do without them!? Yep, putting your hard earned tax dollars to work, the Department of Homeland Security has just released an “informative” video on your options if your office is attacked by a nutball with a gun.
- So what gems is wisdom do the Obama administration “experts” have to offer?
- Hide under your desk [it's the last place nutball shooters look]
- Hide behind something large [as opposed to something small]
- Remain quite while hiding [as opposed to screaming out "Is the killer looking for me gone yet!" repeatedly]
- Silence your cell phone [as opposed to beep, beep, beep... texting your BFFs on the drama unfolding]
- Lock your door [if your management and have an office... if you’re a peon try to get to your managers office before he does.]
- Fight back [with scissors] [Which I guess is a bit better than (as the East Texas saying goes) "standing around with your %$@* in your hand"; but not by much.]
Wow! I mean wow! Thank God we have Uncle Obama and his boys looking after us! We need to watch and re-watch this video until we have those options clearly memorized.
Noooo… just kidding… that would be way to informative. I mean, if that were the title, it alone would contain more useful information that the dumbass video.
I don’t know what’s more insulting. The fact that this video probably took thousands of bureaucratic man hours and millions of dollars to produce OR that these morons at Homeland Security THINK we’re even dumber than they are!
The geniuses at Homeland Security could have offered one more Option for killing (I mean passing) the time… “Reconsider your leftist stance on gun control; because it seems the nutballs and criminals aren’t obeying the law your leftist politicians passed with such good appearances and intentions. Think about how nice it would be if the government, and/or your employer, and/or building management allowed a licensed owner of a gun to legally carry it RIGHT HERE & RIGHT NOW. Think about how that person would have had a chance (I mean a much better chance than attacking the shooter holding scissors or private parts) of saving his or her life and by extension your dumb ass. Just think about that.”
OR Better yet… think about that BEFORE you find yourself under a desk kissing your behind (or that of your cube-mate because he/she is crouched under there with you) goodbye.